HERE THERE BE MONSTERS!
What follow are the long, strange, non-sequitur ramblings of a mind never at rest. Names will occasionally be changed or withheld to protect the innocent. Some have been entertained by a peek into my topsy turvy brain, so I'm sharing. Is there an interpreter in the house? Have fun with this!
I'm not sure WHY I woke up with the words, "demon sledge hammer vacuum cleaner" running through my head, but I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation...
